we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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