Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
where does the pee come out of this thing
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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