Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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