i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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