I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm like, not good at living.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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