absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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