I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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