Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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