I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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