love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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