i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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