Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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