I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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