Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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