This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i think im in europe. pls send help
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