is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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