Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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