i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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