white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The feeling are messing with the penis
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
