What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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