she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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