My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The Olympian is in my bed
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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