am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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