I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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