can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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