i think my mom watched the whole time
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
