So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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