i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Holy shit dude........stairs
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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