this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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