You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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