I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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