You're completely useless in the revolution.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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