If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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