Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm passing your future prison.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
