We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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