I cockslap morals
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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