ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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