fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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