what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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