already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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