Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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