He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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