I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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