It's like God shit irony all over that family
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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