Can i not drive my cunt home
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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