You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
