i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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