Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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