Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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