we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
