FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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